We’ve heard of a few psychics who are available 24/7 (see: Cleo, Miss, et al) but dial-a-destiny isn’t exactly our style. Late night introspection on the other hand, fits our style just fine.

We sent Gardner to Madame Sophia, a Yugoslavia-born clairvoyant, who comes from a long line of psychics. Her son Mike Sophia also has what many would call the gift, and he took a look into Gardner’s past and future. Not only are readings in la casa Sophia said to be frighteningly accurate, they’re also available around the clock.

And suddenly, we think we’ve got the gift too because we see a lot of said readings in your future.