In honor of our launch in LA, we sent our ever-inquisitive correspondent Mo Rocca to the west coast to do what he does best — ask the hard-hitting questions.

For starters: Where have all the Valley Girls gone? And equally as important — what are all these untanned people doing in LA?

Mo can tell it better than we can — watch the video. Props if you spot a Valley Girl with a tan.

Click here to view the Uncut version!